“12 Ratchet Days of Christmas

Written and Performed by LexC (ASCAP) / Produced by Isaiah Hill (ASCAP) / Engineered by LexC / Recorded at Rich Productions Marietta, Georgia and LexC Studios Mableton, GA / Mixed and Mastered at LexC Studios Mableton, Georgia by LexC

(Sigh)

He ain’t get me nothing for Valentine’s Day

He ain’t get me nothing for my birthday, but

I know this Christmas he better have my gifts.

We on that type of time.

On the 1st day he better fly me over seas

Put me on a private island with an ocean breeze

On the 2nd day take me on a shopping spree

Wrap me in furs, my neck and wrist on freeze

‘Cause on the 3rd day I should have a new set of car keys

Big bow, big bag of money on the seat

On the 4th day if everything I wanted ain’t came

On the 5th day I’m taxing

Don’t ever make me wait

‘Cause I need my gifts real bad

You got 5 days to get it

4 would be pushing

3 if you’re really winning

2 would be better

1st day, baby you the goat

Best ever

Best ever

Best ever

Best, best, best ever

Best, best, best, best, best, best, ever

On the 6th day of Christmas my baby gave to me

Liquor in my eggnog with lemon pepper wings

We’re 7 days in, and he won’t let me get no sleep

We’ve been going in all week, all week

On the 8th day he put a check into my bank account

Told me run it up on hair and nails so he could take me out

9th day coming, pull up in the foreigner

Bottle in the dash chilling just ‘til we can pour it up

10, he invited all my ratchet friends

Standing on the furniture, twerking and we’re turning up

11 bottles all around

12 shots for the 12 Days of Christmas

Ay, 12 shots for the real ones

If you made it to 11 then you’re still one

10 down ‘cause the real don’t run

9, 8, 7 days a week, and we’re still not done

Feel like I’m rolling through the 6 when we pour it up

5 liquors in the mix ‘til we throw it up

4 voicemails and 3 missed calls

It’ll all make sense when I get 2 my senses

In the meantime this is 1 night I don’t wanna miss

Best ever

Best ever

Best, best, best ever

Best, best, best, best, best, best, ever

You the goat

Best ever

Best ever

Best, best, best ever

Best, best, best, best, best, best, ever

You the goat